Perhaps you ate the last biscuit and put an empty packet back in the cupboard. Sometimes, you may even be predisposed to nibbling a little of the last one; leaving a half-eaten scrap that no-one else wants. You dirty nibbler! Or maybe you didn’t replace the orange juice cap properly, and the next person to shake the bottle got covered in juice? Do you insist on talking when the newest episode of True Blood is on, asking inane questions that take a really long time to answer? Or maybe you’re the kind of person who insists on touching the computer screen when pointing something out; leaving greasy blotches all over the screen! Can you feel the fury?? Do you understand our pain!?
We can think of several people we’d like to get rid of, but I’ve checked this out and because we’re organising the competition, sending them away is definitely against the rules. (Sad face.) So do everyone a favour and tell us why you need to be disposed of so we can live vicariously through your long-suffering family. Whatever it is you do that those around you despise, we think you should tell us about it. It’s people like you that really need to be ‘deported’; sent overseas for 6 months to think hard about what you’ve done.
We’re sure there are loads of you biscuit nibblers out there. (Deep breaths, deep breaths... Counting to 10...) Put the details in the confessions section of your profile page and watch the votes from your disgruntled friends and family members stack up! You can leave proof of your annoying habits and hi-jinks on our Facebook page, or send us links to your videos on Twitter.
Time is running out; if you want to win this thing, you’ll need to prove that you really do deserve to be sent to the farthest reaches of the globe for 6 months of all-expenses paid travel.
Good luck!
Team GROM
