So, you really, really deserve to be sent away for 6 months? You’ve logged onto the site, created a profile, and come up with a really good reason why we should get rid of you? Nice going! Now you want to get some votes.
If you want a free vote, you can always send us a link to your profile. We’ll vote for anyone! We’re distinctly relaxed about our voting morals Drop us a line via Facebook or Twitter and watch as we add our vote to yours.
Why do we want your stories? Well, we’re naturally nosey of course – but we’re also going to publish the very funniest or most original profiles every week – another chance for you to get even more votes from the public.
So come on, don’t be shy – share your reasons with the team. We promise not to laugh. Much.
















