"Even though my nice profile got me so many votes, the GROM team insisted so here it is: -------I not only eat the last biscuit, I put the empty container back without saying a word. I will trap a tailgater behind me in traffic and hope their anger pops an aneurysm. I take an extra 15 minutes of me time after my hour lunch at work every day and I bill for it. I know the walls in my condo are thin enough for my neighbor to hear when I'm having fun, so sometimes I'm extra loud. I watch nature shows and cheer on the (predator) that devours the (food) that got a little too close to the water. I leave dirty dishes everywhere and my poor fiance is left to pick them up and clean them. I tell everyone that I'm super busy all the time so I can lay on my couch and watch TV. Then I tell the boy that I am tired and ask him to do a bunch of work for me while I relax. I annoy other people's cats when I'm over so that the cat will be pissy after I'm gone. I give little children candy and encourage running in the house, screaming, and throwing things. Especially when it's family and I'll be leaving for my quiet house soon. I don't watch what I say around people's children, and I give evil eyes to parents who don't control their children in public. I don't Recycle even though my building does. I eat LOTS of meat - veggies need weggies cuz meat can't be beat! And there is so much more, but I think you get the idea... do the world a favor and GET RID OF ME!"