Kristina Ott

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Kristina Ott

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United States
"Hahaha this question is literally a sick joke..The one we've all not asked because the legitimate question is why keep me?! In the past couple months I've been successfully unemployed, just got out of a 4 year bs relationship where I was SENT ON TIMEOUTS, I've racked in the debt factor like none other and the bills keep on coming. The life of me is just straight up drama..And who wants that drama in their life?? Certainly not me..and certainly not you. But drama to me is like white on rice..you get one you have the other. It just won't go away! I have also recently lived close to a month with no electricity, dealt with two oc ridic parents, all while running from the inevitable aka REALITY. I've been attempting to keep my sanity which is normally not always there. Paranoia and low self esteem are due to the jerk that acted like an army drill sergeant and the rest is just straight up ohh poor me drama. I've hated every part of my stupid studio apartment, my stupid should have been totaled car, and my constant overdrafting. I've been hit on by gangsters and creepers, whored it up, and LOST WHO I AM. I have nothing here for me in WI, I need a change. I'm "off the wall", hilarious, and obnoxious. I act before I think, I'm KRAZY with a K, a straight up hott mess. BUT this hott mess deserves a vaca and a new start..Plus all the people that are in my life..They could use a little less Kristina and a little more tranquility."

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