"Alright, kids. Let's get real. By the age of 20 I already had my first kidney stone. Following that year a classmate pulled a white hair from my head. At this rate I will have a mid life crisis by 22!! I go to a private art college for photography that will put me $100,000 in debt by the time I graduate. I'm a grandma trapped in a 21 year old's body. I would like the opportunity to travel now, while I still can before debt and a crippled body catches up to me. I have terrible luck, my apartment was robbed and my car was totaled in the same year. And I'm horribly bitter. I know, it's quite tragic. So do your bit and help me win this thing, so I can vacation for half a year and get inspired again. What's in it for you, you say? WELL, I was just about to get to that. Since I have a lack of friends from being so annoying, I'm holding a pudding wrestling match in my back yard. Winner takes all. All meaning they get to come along with me on this trip of a lifetime. SO VOTE! Get your family, friends, friends of friends. Guys... I really want you to get rid of me. :)"