Anthony Griffith
28
United Kingdom
"I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!... Okay, "celebrity" might be a bit of a misnomer, but the desperation is oh-so-real! My life seems to have come to a virtual standstill...work has dried up...and I'm left contemplating my future and my purpose...waiting...waiting...waiting! (sigh!) Like a classic car that has been left in a garage with a rusty engine, collecting dust, needs a revamp to give it that va-va-voom and new lease of life, I'm hoping that this 'adventure' would be the environmentally-friendly-petrol-filled engine (you can tell I'm not into cars!) that would kick-start my life again, back on the road of direction and reason, Phileas Fogg stylee (just call me Phil...! Btw, I do bathe - I'm neither rusty nor dusty - but I do think the imagery works!) The inspiration I would get from such a once in a lifetime experience would be invaluable.
I don't usually respond well to rejection, but in this case, I would be happy for you all to vote to GET RID O' ME! (perty please? thank you!)
*cheeky grin*
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Did you hear about the rich
Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows? He became a milk sheikh.
Did you hear about the stupid
Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter? He was found squashed under a shop.
Did you hear about the man
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes? He's been on the run for the past month.