"Laughed out loud this morning at a girl with crutches late for work - they should make that a sport!"
Roger Clatworthy
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Roger Clatworthy
10731
United Kingdom
"My boss bought a new chair, so I photoshopped his head onto a pic of Stephen Hawking and emailed it to him and the whole office
• Didn't propose to my GF for 8 years because I was 'waiting for the right moment'
• Moved to London 'to travel and see the world' – have only seen 5 countries in 2 years
• I'm a know-it-all Graphic Designer where everything should be done my way because it's the most efficient way to do it
• I am CONSTANTLY picking my nose....constantly!
• My Fiance's pet name for me is c*nt
• The thing is... I try to be a nice person, but it's fun to be an arsehole sometimes... send me away!"
Daily Confession Box
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23rd Sep Edit Delete
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22nd Sep Edit Delete"Yeeess I have been voting at work.... but at least it's not Facebook!"
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17th Sep Edit Delete"Had a stranger move a train seat away from me today... Do I smell or was my music too loud?"
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8th Sep Edit Delete"25 Days of voting to go! C'mon people! I need your votes!"
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20th Jul Edit Delete"Didn't offer my seat to a very old and frail elderly woman on the tube this morning... felt terrible"
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Leaderboard
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35,668 votesTEAM KEVAN! Let me explain...Katie + Evan = Kevan! I believe that Evan and I deserve this trip of a lifetime because we work hard, strive to please others and love to have a good time. If you have... -
19,571 votesWhether it was giving you a 'face wash' with some yellow snow, pulling down your pants in the middle of a busy street or embarrassing you in front of someone you liked...I was behind it all... -
18,866 votes'GET RID OF ME' I have absolutely no idea what I am going 2 do with my life *sob* and need 2 gain some perspective. . . . I think a trip around the world is just what I need :-D I... -
14,552 votesPlease vote for me.... You are probably wondering why should you vote for me right!! It looks like I have had many adventures and done quite a bit of travelling... I really really want to win... -
12,493 votesAlright, kids. Let's get real. By the age of 20 I already had my first kidney stone. Following that year a classmate pulled a white hair from my head. At this rate I will have a mid life crisis... -
10,741 votesFor the past year I have been looking for work and living with my family post-uni. This has caused them to suffer oh-so-many tirades concerning: 'I'm so bored', 'I'm giving... -
10,731 votesMy boss bought a new chair, so I photoshopped his head onto a pic of Stephen Hawking and emailed it to him and the whole office • Didn't propose to my GF for 8 years because I was '... -
10,655 votesTrying to get your sympathy vote here ;) You know I am currently doing volunteer work in Serbia. And trust me, it has not been an easy half a year and the next half will be even tougher. I could... -
7,834 votesWhy GET RID OF Kayla Bate? When I sat down with my older sister to discuss possible convincing reasons to get rid of me (because really, who better to come up with reasons then my older (though...
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7,166 votes@scottthedouglas is my twitter account. You should follow me :) So I've tried everything I could think of. I went to radio stations, I passed out flyers, I've annoyed the crap outta my...
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Hammering out the votes like
Hammering out the votes like chippy on smack. I need this trip more than anybody else. There, I said it!
Phew! Voting hard the faster
Phew! Voting hard the faster we go through the month... 13 days to go and every vote counts!